Hell, if the largest instance bans you seconds after you call out a tankie mod, where can you escape?
Hexbear killed my cat and divorced my wife
Hexbear matched with me on tinder and took me out on a date and brought me to a second location where I was beaten up by four ushanka-wearing brown bears and a dirt-crusted owl (who took my wallet)
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Those bears sound hug shaped. Did you get a phone number? I kinda wanna ask that cute bear out.
100 year old british communists with very strong opinions on hungarian color revolutionsIDK
Tankies? In my liberal shitposting forum?!
Those Hexbears, I tell you. They’re tankies, but you wanna know what’s worse? They’re geometrical tankies! And, I’m still holding back with that. They’re geometrical URSINE tankies! Awful, can you even believe it? And, I tell you, they’re friends with an owl! Not just any owl, but an owl covered in dort that smells like piss.
This is why we need to preemptively defederate from the tankie bears like the surely not fascist folks at
did. T-they’re not fascists, right?They’re a bunch of Soviet Bears still salty about '56! Trust me, bears may give the best hugs, but tankie bear hugs aren’t worth it!
DO YOU CONDEMN HEXBEAR?
I feel you, friendo, I feel you. It may be surprising, but I’ve found Hexbear actually has the lowest incidence of tankieismin the entire lemmyverse. It’s actually mostly Trumpists pretending to be tankies. The dead giveaway was when they went so hard with the “Genocide Joe” and “Holocaust Harris” propaganda in 2024 to discourage people from voting Democrat. That nickname format “word name” is a clear Trumpism. Pudding Ron? Sleepy Joe? Crooked Hillary?
i think the russians taught them alliteration. there’s no other likely explanation.
