Winners can chose between lifetime beanis subscription plan which will be canceled 2 years after the company gets taken over by Monsanto or lunch with Zuckerburger while on a podcast with Joe Rogan (there will be bulletproof glass separating you from them if your name starts with L)
I have constructed a safe path from my bed to my car out of purely ideological pillows provided by my good friends at Exxon.
I don’t even see ideology, how can I have any