Winners can chose between lifetime beanis subscription plan which will be canceled 2 years after the company gets taken over by Monsanto or lunch with Zuckerburger while on a podcast with Joe Rogan (there will be bulletproof glass separating you from them if your name starts with L)
I have constructed a safe path from my bed to my car out of purely ideological pillows provided by my good friends at Exxon.
I don’t even see ideology, how can I have any
I’m standing on the ground asking very nicely for the liberal to please come down as they scurry up the walls crawling across the ceiling at impossible angles like the Ring girl and hissing at me.
Playing Concentration with liberals, where the cards are historical events and trends: The liberals can’t keep up, and as soon as they see you taking more cards than they are, they accuse you of putting them in a Concentration camp and say you’re just like the Nazis.
If the floor is Theory, that would make me the embodiment of Historical Materialism haunting their steps (I’m it)
