Winners can chose between lifetime beanis subscription plan which will be canceled 2 years after the company gets taken over by Monsanto or lunch with Zuckerburger while on a podcast with Joe Rogan (there will be bulletproof glass separating you from them if your name starts with L)
I’m standing on the ground asking very nicely for the liberal to please come down as they scurry up the walls crawling across the ceiling at impossible angles like the Ring girl and hissing at me.