WHERE ARE THE MAN BANDS, HUH? WHERE ARE THE MANLY MEN SINGING MANLY SONGS, HUH?
I’LL TELL YOU WHERE, THOSE WOKES DOWN IN COMMIEWOOD TOOK THEM OUT THE BACK AND SHOT ‘EM LIKE OL’ YELLER AND EVERY RED BLOODED MAN BAND LOVER IS NEXT
NO MORE BACKSTREET MEN
NO MORE MEN II MEN
NO MORE MANZONE
JONAS MEN? KILLED
VENGA MEN? VENGA DEAD
NO MORE DISCRIMINATION. FREE THE MEN!
They’re all in the past, hanging out with Manfred Mann and Men at Work. So you need to get yourself a time manchine. Or a record player, I guess.