WHERE ARE THE MAN BANDS, HUH? WHERE ARE THE MANLY MEN SINGING MANLY SONGS, HUH?
I’LL TELL YOU WHERE, THOSE WOKES DOWN IN COMMIEWOOD TOOK THEM OUT THE BACK AND SHOT ‘EM LIKE OL’ YELLER AND EVERY RED BLOODED MAN BAND LOVER IS NEXT
NO MORE BACKSTREET MEN
NO MORE MEN II MEN
NO MORE MANZONE
JONAS MEN? KILLED
VENGA MEN? VENGA DEAD
NO MORE DISCRIMINATION. FREE THE MEN!
Men Without Hats? Did woke take their hats??? GIVE THE HATS BACK!!
Men At Work? They need to be at work JAMMIN and not in meetings changing their PRONOUNS!
HOLD ME NOW
I’M 6 FEET FROM THE EDGE AND IM THINKIN
MAYBE 6 FEET
AINT SO FAR DOWN
we need they/them bands
MMMAN BOP A DOOBIE DAP A MAAAN BOP A WOOBIE WAAB A MAAAN BAP A WHOOPIE WHAP A WOOOOAHH OOHH MAAAN
NO MORE BACKSTREET MEN NO MORE MEN II MEN NO MORE MANZONE
JONAS MEN? KILLED
VENGA MEN? VENGA DEAD
NO MORE DISCRIMINATION. FREE THE MEN!
This would go so hard as a 30 second old school hardcore song.
The woke gestapo are forcing us to call it the A-they/them break.
They’re all in the past, hanging out with Manfred Mann and Men at Work. So you need to get yourself a time manchine. Or a record player, I guess.
how about
MAN-O-WAR
