WHERE ARE THE MAN BANDS, HUH? WHERE ARE THE MANLY MEN SINGING MANLY SONGS, HUH?

I’LL TELL YOU WHERE, THOSE WOKES DOWN IN COMMIEWOOD TOOK THEM OUT THE BACK AND SHOT ‘EM LIKE OL’ YELLER AND EVERY RED BLOODED MAN BAND LOVER IS NEXT

NO MORE BACKSTREET MEN
NO MORE MEN II MEN
NO MORE MANZONE

JONAS MEN? KILLED

VENGA MEN? VENGA DEAD

NO MORE DISCRIMINATION. FREE THE MEN!