Trump is set to host a UFC fight on the White House lawn next year, with Dana White confirming the event as part of the US’s 250th independence celebrations.
Jesus Christ… We’re hitting peak Idiocracy so much faster than the documentary expected.
At least Camacho had a three point plan.
Brought to you by Carl’s Junior. If you’re so smart why don’t you say it?
This just oozes classiness and decorum.
Hey, americans, you should deffo not be embarrassed about this. No way, not one little bit!!!
Why do you want us to be embarrassed about it? Many of us didn’t vote for him, and have been working hard to fight his fascist regime. We’re victims too and you’re blaming us?
I think you’re reading a little too much into the comment you’re replying to. I didn’t vote for Trump but I’m still embarrassed to have him as our president. Although… outraged to the point of exhaustion would be more accurate.
If I feel like we’ve been attacked for being American, my pain is valid, even if the author “didn’t mean it”. He could have said, “we (humans) should be embarrassed” or “I sympathize for you” or something similar, but instead chose something hurtful and inflammatory.
He’s welcome to explain himself or apologize.
So he is having two people fight in a cage on his front lawn for his amusement… That definitely doesn’t sound like dictator behavior.
UFC and the bro crowd that watches UFC are the ones that loves trump. He knows his crowd
White trash all the way
We demand Trump to be in the first round!
Saw the title and was like ‘haha funny, imagine’. Then ‘wait, it’s not satire??’
That’s the whole point of this magazine.
I bet the cage will be gold since Trump loves gold.
I’ve already seen it done better than they could ever put on, although I’d love to watch the lard orange attempt to enter the arena in Auntie’s zipline throne.
As a son of bandits, bastards, and traitors am I allowed to say I hope the ATC fucks up resulting in the entire fucking thing going up in a grand old explosion? Assuming the US survives mind you, getting real fucked Soviet Union circa 1990 in some areas, be a right shame if the Eastern seaboard ended up being under the flag of a Neo-Continental Congress.
In the closing ceremonies of USAs existence, the man who destroyed it will shine a light on himself as a hero.
Where are the epstein files, kiddy diddler?
Would hit harder if he couldn’t do more than almost anyone else to get them released
Wow this is peak white trash. Is kid rock going to sing the national anthem?
Kid Rock will be there to sing Fortunate Son
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Please don’t give them any ideas
well duh
There are only whites in fighting sports? The fuck you smoking
I think you misunderstand the sentiment of white trash. Nowhere did they say there only whites in fighting sports.
I have seen all folks and cultures holding trashy illegal fighting tournaments I don’t understand
context clues suggest this particular instance is specifically catered to the white trash constituency
To my undertstanding it invokes a particular steriotype of a bunch of white people living trashily in a trailer park, usually while thinking they’re better than everyone else.
A true, worthy god-emperor would make it a fight to the death and compete personally.
Yes, but also cheat by poisoning his gladiator slave opponent before the match.
But then still get his ass handed tom him cause he ssssssuuuuccccckkkkksssss!
The nonfiction version of “Idiocracy” brought to you LIVE! Stay tuned for the collapse.
As always, I must point out that president Camacho actually cared about Americans and when presented with a problem he was too stupid to solve he sought out the advice of smarter people to make use of in solving it.
President Camacho was a way better president than Trump.
Then let me point out that Camacho was the president at the end of the idiocracy period.
When people point to trump and idiocracy they mean he’s the start of it.
‘end of idiocracy period’
I’m sorry, when did it end?
At the end of the movie, when the smartest guy in the US is an advisor of president Camacho and water is used for the crops again
And they show that he will get outpopulated in a couple of generations, going back to where they were.
It’s a pause, not an end.
It wasn’t supposed to be a pre-future documentary, people!
Mountain Dew Camacho was a better president
God, he would be so preferable at this point.
Not from USA; but…Terry Crews would be a great leader; he is way to nice to actually run though.
