But none of this addresses the Oort Conspiracy that you are actually from outer space. The Oort Cloud, specifically.

Its true. I visited Dort_Owl and there was sitting the 24 karat gold labubu and it winked at me

I also am infact not covered in dort and also have a secret stash of noses for the nose shrine to pray to the nose god Snort_Owl who is actually the original Owl account and all other Owls are stolen valour

Egads!

You’re also Dort_Owl.