Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 hours agoTHEY TOOK MY ASS I CAN'T SHIThexbear.netimagemessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up155arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up155arrow-down1imageTHEY TOOK MY ASS I CAN'T SHIThexbear.netDort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 hours agomessage-square33fedilinkfile-text
minus-square9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 hours agoHow did you write this when they took your eyeballs as well ?
minus-squareDort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 hours agoEh, I can take or leave the eyes, but my ass, I NEED THAT!
minus-square9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 hours agoI know a guy who sells asses. I can hook you up if you pay me
minus-squareDort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 hours ago h-how much?
minus-square9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-25 hours agoA small payment of a 10 million dollars should be enough. (Only in cash though) I take goldbars and diamonds as well.
minus-squareDort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-25 hours agoI can give you five owl pellets, take it or leave it. Refuse me and be known as the one that denied me my ass.
minus-square9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 hours agoAllright lets say seven owl pellets and I can get you the ass in mint condition by tuesday.
minus-squareDort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 hours agoDeal, I’ve always wanted a minty ass
How did you write this when they took your eyeballs as well ?
Eh, I can take or leave the eyes, but my ass, I NEED THAT!
I know a guy who sells asses. I can hook you up if you pay me
A small payment of a 10 million dollars should be enough. (Only in cash though) I take goldbars and diamonds as well.
I can give you five owl pellets, take it or leave it.
Refuse me and be known as the one that denied me my ass.
Allright lets say seven owl pellets and I can get you the ass in mint condition by tuesday.
Deal, I’ve always wanted a minty ass