HELP
Yeah but I can put a candle in you now and your eyes will glow!
I Have No Ass And I Must Shit
Under communism we all share one ass and its my turn to shid.
Don’t owls shit out their mouths?
If this comes across as a direct attack, that is because it is.
No, SchillMenaker, they vomit out the indigestable remains, and shit out the ones they can digest.
excuse me, that isn’t shit, it’s a valuable scientific educational material. Show some respect.
Goatse Owl
For sale: owl ass, never shit
GIVE IT BACK
I found this one fair and square
lets check the owl ass lost and found just in case
Fortunately they replaced it with a hole so you actually can only shit
…oh
so uh what can I smell then
Insurance fraud nuff said
I’m sorry to tell you this but I think you’re a dice tower now
i have no ass, and i must fart.
How did you write this when they took your eyeballs as well ?
Eh, I can take or leave the eyes, but my ass, I NEED THAT!
I know a guy who sells asses. I can hook you up if you pay me
h-how much?A small payment of a 10 million dollars should be enough. (Only in cash though) I take goldbars and diamonds as well.
I can give you five owl pellets, take it or leave it.
Refuse me and be known as the one that denied me my ass.
Allright lets say seven owl pellets and I can get you the ass in mint condition by tuesday.
Deal, I’ve always wanted a minty ass
Boy and here I thought I didn’t have much of an ass
Excuse me I was rocking a prime dumpy before they stole it!
We need to investigate who stole the dumptruck.
I bet it was @Snort_Owl@hexbear.net that ass stealing motherfucker
They just wanted to sniff the booty, can’t be helped.
