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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago

So far the pick up line "Woah babe you are pure goon fuel" has not been succesfull

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So far the pick up line "Woah babe you are pure goon fuel" has not been succesfull

RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Bit idea: decking out a home theater room with tons of merch from The Goonies (1985) and calling it “The Goon Cave”

    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Gooners never say die

      • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        1 month ago

        Gooners never say die petit mort

        • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          Mas oui

  • Cruxifux@feddit.nl
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    BRB, gonna try this one on my wife real quick. Will report back.

    • Cruxifux@feddit.nl
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      1 month ago

      She is filing for divorce.

      • SchillMenaker [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        1 month ago

        Because she knows she’s a high value female now. Quick, neg her back down to earth.

  • bruhbeans@lemmy.ml
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    Works on me 💋

  • Wmill [they/them, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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    keep at it it filters out the non gooners from the gooners

  • ConcreteHalloween [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    You’re not hitting on enough Arsenal fans

    • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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      Why aren’t they called gunners. The name is arsenal, it is clearly a pun on gun. Why are they fucking gooners.

      • ConcreteHalloween [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        I think they used to call cannon balls gooners

        • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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          I looked it up and THEY USED TO BE CALLED GUNNERS. They just started pronouncing it wrong!

          • ConcreteHalloween [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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            The English can’t even speak their own language properly

            • huf [he/him]@hexbear.net
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              no, you misunderstand. the english base their entire identity on laying an incredibly complex regional/class-based landscape of landmines of pronunciation to be able to detect the foreigner, so they can then vote for farage.

              (sometimes the foreigner is from sheffield)

              • ConcreteHalloween [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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                “Oi guv I’m from the London suburb Bovinshire-upon-Weavelton”

                “Oi guv I’m from the London suburb Weavelton-upon-Bovinshire”

                “Oi I could tell from yer totally distinct accent”

                • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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                  In my experience there are actually only about 10 UK accents, the rest are just pretending.

                  If you want actual accent madness its Norway. Somehow evry town with 5 people or more has a unique accent.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Try it out in Crime Alley, might get some better results

  • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Women are so picky these days smh

  • Hestia [she/her, fae/faer]@hexbear.netM
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    Try staring at their asses quite blatantly and yell “I’d Jelq to that” as loud as you can

  • tombruzzo [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    You got to jump on the gooner discords and spam this in general. Much more qualified marketplace

  • WokePalpatine [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    You need to say it to a group of women, at least. One on one, the meaning dissipates.

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