Mog Spawn@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoOverweight Texas National Guard troops sent homenews4sanantonio.comexternal-linkmessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up1334arrow-down14
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minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31arrow-down2·2 days agoExcept their dicks. S’why they compensate so much, with all their guns and general assholeishness.
minus-squareresipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·2 days agoI can’t imagine a lady not being satisfied by a conspicuously large belt buckle and a lifted truck.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 days agoWell, those kinds of ladies tend to buy their own, heh.
minus-squareØπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoYeah, along with rechargeable batteries. 🤌🏼
minus-squareazimir@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoWhich is why Texas (state of freedum) regulates owning said devices. Can’t let women actually experience happiness.
minus-squareRcklsabndn@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoWomen can only experience happiness when it is legally meted out by an eligible man. /S
minus-squareSaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoThese guys haven’t actually seen their dicks in years.
Except their dicks. S’why they compensate so much, with all their guns and general assholeishness.
I can’t imagine a lady not being satisfied by a conspicuously large belt buckle and a lifted truck.
Well, those kinds of ladies tend to buy their own, heh.
Yeah, along with rechargeable batteries. 🤌🏼
Which is why Texas (state of freedum) regulates owning said devices. Can’t let women actually experience happiness.
Women can only experience happiness when it is legally meted out by an eligible man. /S
Those are banned in texas, too.
These guys haven’t actually seen their dicks in years.