NateNate60@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoU.S. House Speaker calls Portland naked bike ride [protest] ‘most threatening thing I’ve seen yet’www.oregonlive.comexternal-linkmessage-square142fedilinkarrow-up11.02Karrow-down113
arrow-up11Karrow-down1external-linkU.S. House Speaker calls Portland naked bike ride [protest] ‘most threatening thing I’ve seen yet’www.oregonlive.comNateNate60@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square142fedilink
minus-squareIndridCold@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up52arrow-down1·1 year agoHe’s really thinking “All those cocks and not enough time to suck them all.”
minus-squareEndlessNightmare@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·1 year ago“Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot.” /37
minus-squareBlackPenguins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoHe needs to figure out the Mean Jerk Time.
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agosome of them seemed to be too large or long for him.
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoNothing a bit of determination can’t fix
He’s really thinking “All those cocks and not enough time to suck them all.”
“Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot.”
/37
In a row??!?!!??!!
He needs to figure out the Mean Jerk Time.
some of them seemed to be too large or long for him.
Nothing a bit of determination can’t fix