Get out of my fantasy, Legal Eagle!

Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net · 10 days ago

BadTakesHaver [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net · 10 days ago

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9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net · 10 days ago

Making bank via badposting since 1989

PKMKII [none/use name]@hexbear.net · 10 days ago

Ten reasons why your girlfriend calling you “daddy” in bed won’t make you her legal guardian.

UmmmCheckPlease [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net · 10 days ago

Oh sure it’s all “call me daddy” unless it’s tax season :/

tombruzzo [none/use name]@hexbear.net · 10 days ago

Actually, legal eagle as a third is part of my fantasy

CloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.net · 10 days ago

And you call him Legal Eagle, despite the fact that he’s obviously a man?

miz [any, any]@hexbear.net · edit-2 10 days ago

I must refer you to the precedent established in People vs. Harvey Birdman

ClathrateG [none/use name]@hexbear.net · 10 days ago

He’s been wrong before

batsforpeace [any, any]@hexbear.net · 10 days ago

whoa ladies legal eagle is on the scene now, in this video we’ll go over 10 reasons why this claim is legally dubious

grandepequeno [he/him]@hexbear.net · 10 days ago

Is legal eagle one of the good ones or one of the bad ones? I know that theres a ton of these lawyer guys on yt

Frogmanfromlake [none/use name]@hexbear.net · 10 days ago

He’s pretty libbed up but not particularly bad either.

Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net · 10 days ago

All I know is that he hans out with Dr. Mike who is basically a monster in a human suit.