The company’s new Dekoda toilet accessory is like a little bathroom detective.
So I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m not sure I want to live on this planet anymore.
Oh… I’m sure.
Excuse me sir, I gotta check your butthole.
Six hundred bucks, PLUS $70-$156/year??? For a shit camera? That’s insane…
What can they figure out? If they can detect cancer when it is easy to treat I’d pay much more than that.
i don’t think they can detect anything useful, but if they can.
My exact thoughts. I hope this thing bombs like Juicero but I almost want to say whoever pays for this should be out their money
Revised headline: Kohler wants to be all up in your shit.
Subscription service. This is why you get an MBA.
Soon: Babe did you pay the Shitter subscription? It won’t flush
Business school graduate: “Hmm, the TP & bidet angles already exist, there must be a new way for me to generate wealth every time everyone shits.”
And let me guess, they’re going to sell the data
Sensor log, day 45: “Yep, it’s still shit"
This time it’s jizz, every Thursday at 9:15am and 9:15 pm. Why is their timing so precise.
Lol, they made SmartPipe
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ&pp=0gcJCR4Bo7VqN5tD
I’m a simple woman,
I see smartpipe, I upvote
No.
When you have to call in tech support
Scrubs did the Doctor Toilet years ago!
Something, something, Kohlera.
But can it see COVID??
As long as it always aims down. I don’t need my butt captured
