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EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 2 days ago

I'm a credulous dumbfuck who will believe anything. Tell me anything and I will believe it

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I'm a credulous dumbfuck who will believe anything. Tell me anything and I will believe it

EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 2 days ago
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  • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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    holy shit, for real? i am now totally okay with all military provocations towards that country. Support the troops!

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      Breaking the bit for a second:

      spoiler

      I know you’re probably just making a self deprecating joke but I want you to know you’re cool and you can’t be anymore dumb and gullible than me

      • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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        oh i was just pretending to be the average American as a bit

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          Good, carry on then.

          Did you know that Stalin died because he ate a McDonalds burger and the taste of freedom made him die from shame?

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            Khruschev’s secret speech was actually where he announced the kfc 11 secret herbs and spices that’s why it’s called that

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