Did you know in China if you feel happiness even once they will ban the happiness and punch a dog in front of you until you cry?
Concerning
Looking into it
holy shit, for real? i am now totally okay with all military provocations towards that country. Support the troops!
Breaking the bit for a second:
spoiler
I know you’re probably just making a self deprecating joke but I want you to know you’re cool and you can’t be anymore dumb and gullible than me
oh i was just pretending to be the average American as a bit
Good, carry on then.
Did you know that Stalin died because he ate a McDonalds burger and the taste of freedom made him die from shame?
Khruschev’s secret speech was actually where he announced the kfc 11 secret herbs and spices that’s why it’s called that
The Pope is actually a POSIX implementation of Ope
Damn, everything’s gotta be POSIX compliant these days!
dinosaurs had big ears, but because there were no bones in the ears, it never got fossilized
wow i had no idea my son’s t rex looked like fucking dumbo
Without IP protections to incentive innovation through the profit motive no one would ever come up with new ideas or share them with other people.
SO true. Disney should be allowed to hold onto Star Wars until the heat death of the universe or else no profit would be made
I love you and I don’t think you should demean yourself
Wow, thanks FlakesBongler. That means a lot to me. I’ll keep being kind to myself then
You are a good person and very cool actually
I am the rightful king of the United States, and all I need to seize power is your credit card number, the expiration date, and those three numbers on the back. Let me know when you’re ready for the anarcho-monarchist utopia
#NoKings 😤
I bow down to the rightful king of this realm, your majesty, but I regret to inform you that I have no credit card which to give you
I’ll do 4 hours of research before I vote straight ticket blue like always!
If you’re confident enough with flirting you can open with “I have ‘gullible’ written on the ceiling of my bedroom if you wanna see” and it might even work.
i really do have “gullible” on my ceiling but nobody ever believes me ☹️
Before people discovered oxygen, they thought stuff that caught fire had the unobservable substance called phlogiston
/unbit wait didn’t people actually believe that was true back in like 17whenever?
Oh yeah, all sorts of physical scientists and ancient philosophers kinda knew that fire needed a special ingredient, but had no clue what it was. So some ancient guy said that combustible stuff had an unobservable, flammable substance in it called phlogiston, and people went with it until chemistry got good enough to discover oxygen.
I didn’t realize Joe Rogan had a Hexbear account 😲
Vegeta is the strongest in the omniverse
She said she was credulous, not downright naive.
Let me cook
I have a violent plan that will get the ball rolling on global communism within 72hrs but I need a one-time investment of $25,000 and I heard you were a giving person who would do anything to help me with this. I hope I was not lied to.
I’ll do anything to help but I’m kind of broke right now. Can you do communism on a $7.38 budget?
I’m a happy person who succeeded in life
One time I lifted 40kg with my left arm while patting two dogs with my right, so they call me Strong Dog Patter Kuroppi
damn ur so strong!
If you need any things that are equal to or less than 40kg heavy lifted, or any dogs equal to or fewer than two dogs patted simultaneously, I’m your frog
I will choose to believe this, Strong Dog Patter Kuroppi
Every lie has a kernel of truth, perhaps
