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Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago

You know I like it myself, but I wouldn't call my weener "Hallowed".

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You know I like it myself, but I wouldn't call my weener "Hallowed".

Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago
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    farquaad-point this guy has a profane weener

    • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      Not all of us can have a sacred wurst

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    Maybe it’s not about your weener, but one particular hallowed weener? thinkin-lenin

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      That’s a good point. I hadn’t considered that there was one original holy sausage.

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    anoint yours in holy oils daily like I do dummy

  • 666PeaceKeepaGirl [any, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    a “happy Halloween” is a ween (penis) that has been happified (satisfied, by stimulation) and thereby hollowed (of cum)

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    But have you considered referring to it as, “thy kingdom”?

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