“And worst of all, they could be any one of us…!”

“They could be in this very post! They could be you. They could be me! They could even be-”

Someone grabs her bag and shows that she has no pins

“Woah, woah, woah!”

“Oh…”

“What? It was obvious! She was the straight person! Watch, she’ll out herself any second now.”

They look at her, while she was looking at them silently, and taking back her bag.

“Aaaany second now…”

She brings out her pins.

“See! Straight! No wait, that’s a lesbian flag pin…”

“So… We still got problem.”

“Big problem…”

“Alright, who’s ready to go find this straight person?”

“Right behind you.”

She then says she likes guys (straightly) as the others collectively lose their minds