Acting like they’re normal people.
Those str*ights attempting to blend in:
Among WHAT
The hets are sus. This would work better if I said cis, as in the cis are sus. But I was talking about hets
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WHAT? Show yourselves!
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STRAIGHTHow dare you
sorry:(
if it makes you feel better I am an addict (in recovery) and I think that’s why I have pretty cool politics
straight men DM me your hog and I will get the dogs (puppygirls?) of war off your back by assigning you a ‘straight-ish’ label
Posting on hb makes you queer, sorry homney 💅
Hey now I’ve tried my HARDEST to pass as queer-coded. I’ve been KIND, SELFLESS, and have VERY CUTE AMBIGUOUS TATTOOS. But guys are such an ick to me lmao.
Have you like, ever considered simply liking girls in a queer way!?
or transing your gener?
Ironically back before “woke” was a thing, my small rural hometown had a big annual ‘drag’ show for charity (read 50-something year old jet ski dealership owners, mayor, etc. in dresses, light makeup, and heavily stuffed brassieres doing show tunes).
I actually did a drag version of ain’t no mountain high enough in high school as Tammi Terrell’s part accompanying the american football captain (I was the real football captain) lol and I did crush the singing and the black dress. And a bully called us the f-slur the following week and we beat his ass 😂
Ultimately though, I think if I transitioned I’d be a doppelganger of Natasha Lyonne, and I don’t need that kind of attention
Yes!!! being nd feels like that a bit - and is why my spouse and I connect - we both just really dig each others vibe and could really take or leave any of the gendered trappings. Also (entirely inadvertently) the majority of friends I’ve made as an adult are lesbian; probably mostly because of my field/politics, but we generally get along well also
I cannot be gay. What would become of wifu? :(
She’s real life revolutionary
I love my wifu
Bi is a kind of gay
my love for my brother is real, but platonic :3
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
“And worst of all, they could be any one of us…!”
“They could be in this very post! They could be you. They could be me! They could even be-”
Someone grabs her bag and shows that she has no pins
“Woah, woah, woah!”
“Oh…”
“What? It was obvious! She was the straight person! Watch, she’ll out herself any second now.”
They look at her, while she was looking at them silently, and taking back her bag.
“Aaaany second now…”
She brings out her pins.
“See! Straight! No wait, that’s a lesbian flag pin…”
“So… We still got problem.”
“Big problem…”
“Alright, who’s ready to go find this straight person?”
“Right behind you.”
She then says she likes guys (straightly) as the others collectively lose their minds
