Howdy partners. I just won the cheeseburger eating competition and boy howdy, you can the wrappers reach to the end of my boots that I wear everyday. Time to slurp me this here biscuits with gravy while driving my pick-up truck to the dollar store to buy more biscuits with gravy with my Benjamins.
Cowabunga partners. Yeehaw!
Howdy, you all. I just ate all the corn syrup in Walmart and they called to police on me.
I am now shot and gambling at Las Vegas to pay for the bill.
God bless I am praying for more corn syrup and for god to cure my sisters bubonic plague if he has time (personally I think she should stop being lazy and cure it herself though).