Howdy partners. I just won the cheeseburger eating competition and boy howdy, you can the wrappers reach to the end of my boots that I wear everyday. Time to slurp me this here biscuits with gravy while driving my pick-up truck to the dollar store to buy more biscuits with gravy with my Benjamins.
Cowabunga partners. Yeehaw!
I want to immesarate your population and I will hide behind smarmy jokes and memes about bringing liberation for oil which may look self aware on its face but I seem to revel in it much more than is healthy or morally acceptable while accompanying it with dehumanizing the targets of conflict.
“You’re about to find out why I don’t have free healthcare!”