Howdy partners. I just won the cheeseburger eating competition and boy howdy, you can the wrappers reach to the end of my boots that I wear everyday. Time to slurp me this here biscuits with gravy while driving my pick-up truck to the dollar store to buy more biscuits with gravy with my Benjamins.
Cowabunga partners. Yeehaw!
Hey babe hop in the Dodge Oppressor XXL 8.2L, we’re going to Target… The country of Iraqistan on false pretenses to keep this momma truckin’