Howdy partners. I just won the cheeseburger eating competition and boy howdy, you can the wrappers reach to the end of my boots that I wear everyday. Time to slurp me this here biscuits with gravy while driving my pick-up truck to the dollar store to buy more biscuits with gravy with my Benjamins.
Cowabunga partners. Yeehaw!
Man I fucking hate the military, just finished my service to this country after doing multiple tours in Iraq and Afghanistan and all I can afford now is a fucking Camaro LT, couldn’t get my hands on the v8 model, MY BUDDIES DIED FOR THIS COUNTRY and all I can get is a 4 cylinder Camaro? fucking piece of shit country where are my constitution rights.
Mr. Platner? Is that you?