Howdy partners. I just won the cheeseburger eating competition and boy howdy, you can the wrappers reach to the end of my boots that I wear everyday. Time to slurp me this here biscuits with gravy while driving my pick-up truck to the dollar store to buy more biscuits with gravy with my Benjamins.
Cowabunga partners. Yeehaw!
Someone called an ambulance for me while I was unconscious and now I have a year’s salary worth of medical debt I was never given the option to refuse