Howdy partners. I just won the cheeseburger eating competition and boy howdy, you can the wrappers reach to the end of my boots that I wear everyday. Time to slurp me this here biscuits with gravy while driving my pick-up truck to the dollar store to buy more biscuits with gravy with my Benjamins.
Cowabunga partners. Yeehaw!
“Did that person walking down the street just glance at my house for 0.00001 second???”
“Yes officer, it was self defence. I was scared for my life”
Not enough racism, couldn’t follow the bit
Sorry honey it’s spelled Defense. Try again