Howdy partners. I just won the cheeseburger eating competition and boy howdy, you can the wrappers reach to the end of my boots that I wear everyday. Time to slurp me this here biscuits with gravy while driving my pick-up truck to the dollar store to buy more biscuits with gravy with my Benjamins.
Cowabunga partners. Yeehaw!
I hate my job, hate all them politicians, hate the government, hate them fat cats on wall street, but if you say anything left of nancy pelosi i’m gonna report you to the feds for being a pinko commie