• AssortedBiscuits [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    1 month ago

    Absolutely. It goes like this:

    Bourgeois: Using toilet paper.

    Petty bourgeois: Using their own hands.

    Prole: Using a bidet.

    Artisan: Taking a shower immediately after shitting.

    Aristocratic: Having someone lick their ass.

    Peasant: Finding a pond or lake.