the lion does not concern himself with the half-turd stuck between his cheeks that has now smeared all over the mattress because the lion was scooting to be able to reach the remote.
:LionPoopBalls:
The bidet is truly the ass cleaning machination of the proletariat
Yeah. I actually don’t use either water or paper, that’s how prole I am. I just stand up and put on my pants.
Wearing pants is bourgeois
Your mom’s actually bourgeois
My bourgeois mom in pants:
Yes get a bidet
Real proles use sandpaper.
busting out the ol crack whacker
It’s bourgeois to wipe, proletarian ideal revolutionary to bidet.
not wiping your butt is fascist middle class patriarchal behavior
I meant your ass specifically
Wait are you telling me that all the bourgeoise take turns wiping Carl’s butt over and over?
the real reason Marx never finished Capital is because he ran out of toilet paper and Engels had to use the drafts
The real draft was the wind after they had to sell all the windows and doors to afford more toilet paper
The correct way is to pack your asscrack with sand or cat litter and then, well, I just sorta freestyle step two.
I just pull my ass cheeks so far apart when I shit I don’t need to wipe.
Never knew the Goatse man was a comrade
Bidets are the people’s hygenic tool.
Wiping your own ass is proletarian, having someone else do it is bourgeois
do you guys remember the restaurant discourse on left-wing twitter
left-wing twitter
the discourse was are restaurants bourgeois or is home cooking bourgeois
It’s really a spectrum
Community kitchen / cafeteria -> home cooking -> restaurant, from less to more bourgeois
where do tv dinners fall on the spectrum
Lumpen
How much of a class traitor does it make me to avoid the cafeteria when the cafeteria was built for the office of a bank and the prices are higher than the restaurants in the area.
are you sure they were leftists and not confused liberals
all i know for sure is twitter is the worst of the worst
buttwashy
Absolutely. It goes like this:
Bourgeois: Using toilet paper.
Petty bourgeois: Using their own hands.
Prole: Using a bidet.
Artisan: Taking a shower immediately after shitting.
Aristocratic: Having someone lick their ass.
Peasant: Finding a pond or lake.
Lotta bidetlords really want to believe their optional fancy toilet add-on is not a decadent luxury huh.
