We should start a holiday for when Romans arrived in England and taught them how to bathe and make beet sugar. We can have kids dress up as non-violent legionaries who wear traditional Roman military dress but don’t carry weapons because it was a peaceful invasion. They can make hand griffins instead of hand turkeys and eat turnip pie for desert.
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and taught them how to bathe
They didn’t do that successfully since the British were complaining about how often the vikings bathed (Once a week)
I love the complaints in Old English of ‘these assholes comb their hair so clearly our women are going to fall in love with them and run away.’ Then when the Vikings get to Sicily all the Muslims are like, ‘these guys are disgusting and never wash’
boiled turkey
OI BRUV YEW GOT A LOISENCE FOR THAT 'OLIDAY?
Bit idea? More like Brit idea.
This is a good post
Yeah wrong sub. This is a fantastic idea, I’m setting up a Brittish thanksgiving night as we speak.
Britsgiving
Thamesgiving
ne pouvaient meme pas enseigner une langue civilisee 😤
Don’t forget to put garum on your turnip pie.
Will the domestic violence puppet show make a reprisal?
Puppets Who Kill? I loved that show.
Punch and Judy
