I’m out here educating blind nuns like the one true leftist I am and meanwhile my ass is jiggling and dancing like an idiot. Embarrassing! It scares people off.
I’m out here educating blind nuns like the one true leftist I am and meanwhile my ass is jiggling and dancing like an idiot. Embarrassing! It scares people off.
The next struggle session will be about booty size
I got this one in the bag. We all know, objectively that my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they’re like “it’s better than yours.” You’re damn right. It’s better than yours. I could teach you, but I’d have to charge.
(Not that I would, because I’m morally opposed to that, since that would be exploitative. Not to be overly academic about it.)
Large booties are bootiegois