I’m out here educating blind nuns like the one true leftist I am and meanwhile my ass is jiggling and dancing like an idiot. Embarrassing! It scares people off.
BOOTY BUTT BOOTY BUTT BOOTY BUTT CHEEKS
People keep asking me, “Thugnificent, are you saying ‘Booty butt cheeks’ or ‘Move them butt cheeks’?” and i just tell them, “What the hell does it matter? It’s a song about butt cheeks!”
Ignore your own booty jigglin’. The way to build solidarity is to tell all the other leftist that they are wrong and they got that flat booty.
The next struggle session will be about booty size
I got this one in the bag. We all know, objectively that my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they’re like “it’s better than yours.” You’re damn right. It’s better than yours. I could teach you, but I’d have to charge.
(Not that I would, because I’m morally opposed to that, since that would be exploitative. Not to be overly academic about it.)
Large booties are bootiegois
When you’re trying to build communism, but your thong claps keep alerting the feds to your presence
This is the worst post in the sub today!
I cast Hank Hill butt on thee
I’m trying to badpost but the clap of my ass cheeks keep alerting the mods
(it was meant in the sense of “treasure”)
BIG BOOTY POSTERS
BIG- BIG BOOTY POSTERS
