Founding father Benjamin Franklin secured the alliance with France that led to victory in the Revolutionary War, negotiated the Treaty of Paris ending said war, signed the Declaration of Independence and the U.S Constitution, discovered that lightning was electrical, invented bifocal glasses, wrote the famous Poor Richard’s Almanac, and ran newspapers.
He also had some thoughts on farting.
“So I got this great gig modeling for stock images…”
Wait people walk for mental health, and not to crop dust their neighborhood?
Crop dusting my neighborhood is for my mental health
Yeah, but let’s come up with a better term. The German term isn’t much better.
What’s the German term?
Verdauungsspaziergang, and Gehfurz
Flaftenvaften
My translator is saying Flaftenvaften is a Danish term meaning, “the evening of the fluttering” lol
Now that’s a beautiful way to put it.
Furzspaziergang? der Furzgang?
It seems to be borrowed from English and is just Fart-walk? Idk, I’m not German or Austrian. https://www.derstandard.at/story/3000000301098/blaehungen-nach-dem-festmahl-probieren-sie-es-mit-einem-fart-walk
Frat walk.
I always knew it as “the beef walk”
I fartwalked before it was cool.
Its like media outlets publish this every year around the holidays.
Ben Franklin was a rebel indeed
“Gentlemen, we must fart together–or else, we shall surely fart separately!”
He liked to get naked while he smoked on the weed
lol, “start”, they say.
Never trust a fart.
Get fartlekken
I fart run. But golly had to stop in front of someone’s house and didnt realize they had a security camera trained on the road…
Do security cameras pick up audio??
Yes. My brother’s Ring cam caught him farting like 20 feet from their front door. Lol
That’s fuckin awesome lol
Typically yes.
Always use the dump and crab move technic
