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comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 2 days ago

c/writingprompts: you have a time machine and three slurp juices. what's the funniest thing to do in this scenario?

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c/writingprompts: you have a time machine and three slurp juices. what's the funniest thing to do in this scenario?

comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 2 days ago
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  • sexywheat [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    1 day ago

    Go back in time and buy 1,000 sticks of DDR5 RAM. I guess I’d just drink the slurp juices I dunno.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    2 days ago

    I go back to before my wife left me and give her the juice and she loves me again.

    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      heartwarming 😭

  • agentant [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    2 days ago

    Go back in time and slap Ronald Reagan. I have no idea what to do with the juice.

    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      2 days ago

      this is the only good reply

  • BobDole [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    I will use all three slurp juices on one ape, back before all the links to my ape pics broke

  • tombruzzo [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    I slurp the three juices myself, then travel back in time to when I had three slurp juices, slurp those juices, travel back in time again and repeat

    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      you can use multiple slurp juices on a single paradox

  • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    Is that the one that restores HP and shield over time?

  • GoodGuyWithACat [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Give one to the Morlocks to give them a taste of the good life, give one to the Eloi so they have something to defend, put one between them to cause war.

  • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    I get into the time machine but at the same.time my ape actually sneaks in, then I emerge from the other end reformed, remade, half human and half NFT

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