Go back in time and buy 1,000 sticks of DDR5 RAM. I guess I’d just drink the slurp juices I dunno.
I go back to before my wife left me and give her the juice and she loves me again.
heartwarming 😭
Go back in time and slap Ronald Reagan. I have no idea what to do with the juice.
this is the only good reply
I will use all three slurp juices on one ape, back before all the links to my ape pics broke
I slurp the three juices myself, then travel back in time to when I had three slurp juices, slurp those juices, travel back in time again and repeat
you can use multiple slurp juices on a single paradox
Is that the one that restores HP and shield over time?
Give one to the Morlocks to give them a taste of the good life, give one to the Eloi so they have something to defend, put one between them to cause war.
I get into the time machine but at the same.time my ape actually sneaks in, then I emerge from the other end reformed, remade, half human and half NFT








