Everything he touches turns to gold but it’s not a chain reaction so presumably he could just wear some fine ass gold gauntlets

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    But if king midas puts on the gloves they turn to gold and then he can’t ever take them off

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    Clearly the only prudent solution is for him to lather himself up entirely with (now) golden bodypaint

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      Isn’t gold like super pliable though? It seems the gold doesn’t spread through other gold things like some kind of gold plague or else the entire earth would have turned to gold immediately. So gloves would probably work, they’d just be really uncomfortable like all of his clothes.

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        You’d have to make them out of something very thin or they’d be way too heavy and stiff I’m pretty sure. Or something loose, like chainmail as others have suggested. Which would also mitigate the weight issue.