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resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Trump says he should receive a separate Nobel Peace Prize for the ‘eight and a quarter’ wars he claims to have solved

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Trump says he should receive a separate Nobel Peace Prize for the ‘eight and a quarter’ wars he claims to have solved

www.independent.co.uk

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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Trump wants a Nobel Prize for all ‘eight and a quarter’ wars he claims to have solved
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Trump revealed plans to meet with Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Corina Machado next week

cross-posted from: https://lemmings.world/post/39534232

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    14 hours ago

    Was the FIFA Peace Prize not good enough?

  • limelight79@lemmy.world
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    I’m kind of curious how high he’ll go with that count. He randomly increases it, so now I have this morbid fascination with seeing where it ends.

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    deleted by creator

  • biofaust@lemmy.world
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    A Nobel Peace Prize should be given on the spot to the person that will impale his severed head on a pitchfork.

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    He’s going to be given or will steal Machado’s peace prize and will crow non-stop about winning it. Another, aggrievement based, ego-soothing tour is on the books.

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    The guy who just committed an act of war against a foreign government, is threatening to violently seize land from another one, and put armed thugs in the streets of his own country who murdered a woman in cold blood a mere two days ago wants a Nobel Peace Prize.

    That’s the joke.

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    a quarter war stopped, lol

    • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Really it’s 65 eighth wars stopped, but they rounded up to the nearest quarter

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        You know what, may as well round up for ease of calculation and say he stopped 100 wars.

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    Fucking asshole, Hitler more likely to receive noble peace prizes than this piece of shit

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      Well to be fair, Hitler was worse but the fact that we keep comparing him to Hitler is pretty messed up…

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        Hitler was worse so far. I do believe the only thing that might prevent Trump from becoming as bad on a numbers basis is his deteriorating health. I’m not entirely confident that someone won’t be able to pick up wherever he leaves off, though.

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          The one thing is that none of the rest of his administration generates the kind of support he does. Remember, Trump’s numbers went down when he put JD Vance on the ticket.

          I think now Republicans in congress wouldn’t have an issue with fighting Vance.

        • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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          hitlers health was also deteriorating too, but he was hopped up on so much meth, it made it seem like he was active and healthy.

          • Krauerking@lemy.lol
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            And Trump’s adderall addiction is…
            Different?

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    I am so tired of this timeline, evrything is just so stupid and shitty

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      I came here to post almost word for word this exact sentiment I wasn’t prepared with Idiocracy crossed with the the 4th Reich. I mean all the roadmap led us here but God it’s so much stupider than I imagined it would be.

    • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldOP
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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OAAfSn43xY

      • aturtlesdream@lemmy.world
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        Um I have no idea what I just watched but thanks!

        • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldOP
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          Turtle Dreams.

          • aturtlesdream@lemmy.world
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            It’s a Frank Reyonds quote from Always Sunny at least that where I got it from

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    So he wants a participation trophy.

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      He wants to be loved, admired, and feared.

      Because he is a sad joke.

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    “Trump says” Welp, I’m done reading.

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    He meant the quarter pounder he finished

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    Brother you just became a war criminal by starting a war. Nows not the time.

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    DEI Nobel prize

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    If he would flood weapons into Ukraine and force Russia to retreat, I would give his words some thought.

    But all I see is him hanging allies out to dry and starting/threatening new conflicts.

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