• teft@piefed.social
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    8 days ago

    Why wouldn’t they just say noah and his kids went fishing for food for the carnivores? It’s always funny when christians come up with weird answers when a more logical one is right there. Not that i think noah or his boat existed just that if i was on a boat with hungry meat eaters i’d probably go fishing.

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      8 days ago

      But the kids might ask questions:

      • How big was the one window on the ark?
      • Why put only a single door in the side?
      • Why would an all knowing god specify dimensions for an ark to take all the animals that in no way could facilitate even a fraction of the animals on Earth?
      • Why is the church so cool with children being raped?
      • Jesus seems pretty clear that being rich makes getting into heaven a tough pull, does Ken Ham want to go to hell?
      • In a universe ruled over by an all knowing, all good, and all powerful deity… Ken Ham, WTF???