only the last 9 digits of your social security number left,

Drug testing. You gotta piss in a cup first. Any cup, be creative.

Did you remember to send nudes?

You only had to send in ID? The admins said I had to send a picture of my asshole. They said it wasn’t horny, so it was ok. I still haven’t been verified

Our age verification method distinguishes between people who like to play and have fun and boring “adults in the room,” and has achieved a nearly 100% success rate in either or the latter.

You create an account at birth and 18 years later it gets verified.

hey sorry i’m the ID verifier for this site. i’ve been really busy so i didn’t get around to it. i can speed the process up but there’s a one time fee of a 150 dollar itunes gift card or if that’s undoable the rules say i can also accept a 100 dollar visa prepaid. or if you have runescape gold weirdly enough i guess the government ID verification site accepts that as well

18 years, at which point you get a badge on your account that says “verified 18 year old”

the day the first one is handed out the server will be shut off, unplugged, taken to the harbor, shot twice with a hunting shotgun, and drowned

oh yeah we also need your mother’s maiden name

Sorry there was an error with billing, that will be an extra $20 on top of the original $150 for the standard hb package.

Sometimes the process gets stuck and the governmentprofilerlib fails. You’ll have to resend it to my inbox specifically.

4-7 weeks at a minimum

Really? They just made me watch this video on a zoom call and watched my reactions.

Oh yeah there’s an error with the emails not containing the verification URL, here’s the verification link

You only have to verify your age if you’re in one of the private adults only comms. We mostly just share the picture over and over again but I’d say it’s worth it