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Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago

My cortisol spiked after my ex wife custodymogged me

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My cortisol spiked after my ex wife custodymogged me

Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    obama-spike

    See you spike cortisol

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    explosion tenna-cabbage-fast D I V O R C Etenna-cabbage-fast explosion

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      Divorcemaxzing is the best strat for a married man to get new partners (Unless you were already polymogging the monogamous)

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        Monogamogging the pollymoggers

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          Moggnomonous was right fuckin there come on now.

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            Magnanimously moggnonomous

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            moggnormous

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    you are no longer childmaxxing

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      wait hold on

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