Denmark’s defense minister said Greenland did not need health care assistance, a day after President Trump said he planned to send a “great hospital boat” to the island.
It should also be noted that the US isn’t capable of sending hospital ships right now; it has two, but they’re both undergoing maintenance and not in any way ready to head to Greenland.


Or maybe his penis, since he’s determined to inflict it on them whether they like it or not.