Don’t human females do that too? /s
Haz, is this you?
BREAKING: Wind
he’ll yeah
You gotta be shittin me
This is a lie birds don’t fart
THEN EXPLAIN THIS



what no theory does to a mfer
Let’s see dort_owl wriggle their way out of this one
I’m willing to let them get away
This time…




WAIT

Those are cartoon owls! Therefore…

hand drawn images are not sufficient evidence that I farted out my doodoo ass!

Well, I had a good run. Bake me away, toys.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
holy SHIT comrade came with receipts.
I don’t always go for blood
But when I do…

Release the files.
Farts don’t care about your feelings

* peelings
Do you know what the white stuff in bird shit is?
is mayonnaise a bird shit?
Nope, the white stuff in bird shit is bird shit too.
So do I but you don’t see bragging about it

Breaking their cloacas
A million owls could call you a liar and I’d still believe you.










