Its my first meme, be gentle

  • stickyprimer@lemmy.world
    3·
    5 小时前

    So swiftness is mentioned twice. I guess it must be pretty important? But if you asked 100 women to speak one adjective they do NOT want in a man, you would hear the word “quick.”

  • Cyrus Draegur@lemmy.zipEnglish
    9·
    1 天前

    … Is no one going to comment how it’s quoting the song lyric wrong???

    It’s the strength of a raging fire.

    Which, admittedly, is also redundant (because the typhoon has force…) but …

    …
    Ah. Apologies if I am being insufficiently gentle, op. You’ll get there <3 it’s okay!

  • Ænima@lemmy.zip
    7·
    1 天前

    Interesting tidbit about Disney’s Mulan (animated):

    In all Disney animated movie, singalong songs are the norm. Except, that is, for the animated Mulan movie. The last song they sing is this one, which ends abruptly as they arrive to join forces with the main dude’s father’s army. They were all wiped out by the enemy before they got there. After that, the rest of the movie is somber and includes no more sing along songs.

    Also, it was the first movie to include CGI with hand-drawn animations.

    • nile_istic@lemmy.world
      5·
      20 小时前

      Still waiting on the tragic romance version of Mulan, where they don’t get together at the end because falling in love with boy-Mulan helped Shang finally come to terms with being gay.

      I’d also take the version where he ends up with Mulan’s horny grandma instead. Either or.

      • eldavi@lemmy.mlEnglish
        2·
        19 小时前

        s there a cool word like that for ftm and gay?

        The word is trans-men.

        As in: the number of trans-men that I’ve been hooking up with lately has made me concerned about accidental pregnancy for the first time in my life as a cis gay man.

          • eldavi@lemmy.mlEnglish
            21·
            19 小时前

            It’s queer not somehow not automatically assumed when my example explicitly states men hooking up w men?

            • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
              2·
              19 小时前

              i’m saying your example is wrong. it does not automatically assume when you’re a transman you’re going to be a man who hooks up with man. you’re just reading your own preferences into it because that’s what you’re looking for

              what is the word for ftm who hook up with women then? is heterosexuality that terrifying to you? or do they not exist like bi men and intersex folk

                • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
                  1·
                  15 小时前

                  Apparently according to eldavi if you’re ftm you have to love dick, not pussy.

                  edit: i realized just now that i could be misinterpreting eldavi but that would be admitting trans exclusionism and fuck that.

      • tomenzgg@midwest.socialEnglish
        5·
        1 天前

        I mean, – so long as we’re defining it in terms of trans Siberians – I don’t see why trans Siberian men couldn’t use it, also ;)

  • shrek_is_love@lemmy.ml
    25·
    2 天前

    Not bad for a first meme. I rate it 6½/10. We’ll be watching your meme career with great interest. 👍

  • NannerBanner@literature.cafe
    141·
    2 天前

    Women don’t want you to be mysterious, they want a dick (or strapon) made of chocolate that ejaculates money. Hell, I want a dick or strapon made of chocolate that ejaculates money, and I’m a dog!

    Oh, shit, I wasn’t supposed to let ya’ll know dogs can get on the internet.

  • JayDee@lemmy.world
    4·
    2 天前

    I dunno, I don’t think women want this as much nowadays. Alot of women I know do seem to be into k-pop dudes, though. The slender, aerodynamic, and chic vibe seems pretty in.

    • folaht@lemmy.ml
      1·
      4 小时前

      I’m a man and I can tell you this isn’t true.

      It’s good poetry though
      and there’s certainly a group of women out there loving to hear this,
      who will say yes if you ask them if they’re romantic,
      unless she’s ‘Summer’ from ‘500 days of Summer’,
      because that woman wanted to cite this kind of poetry
      to her perfect partner and have him swoon over.

      But you’re better off stating this to a romantically inclined woman
      than to interpret the poetry and following its lines.