I never carry coins, this is cruel and inhumane to deny me.
I was quite happy when the little Primary School kid tried to short-change me when I gave him a $10 note for a $3.50 sausage and a $2 warm Sunkist and he gave me 50c change.
I unsuccessfully tried to give him an impromptu maths lesson, but after a small amount of dickering, I settled on only being stiffed by $1.
He really loved playing with his EFT terminal though!
You know the little shithead did that on purpose, don’t you?
Well he had been watching months of lying politicians leading up to election day.
Some of their dishonestly must of rubbed off on him.
You want them chased by the tax man or wot?
Unaustralian
This is due to the AEC fat cats and their big government inefficiency. The Bunnings hostile takeover of the SSM will sort this out!
Its time to get Big PNC outta my sausages!
It’s a monopoly conspiracy! Big Sausage won’t get away with this.
I supported my local instead. 50 mins of lining up to the booths, I wasn’t gonna line up any longer for a snag made by child labour, so got a delicious sausage roll from the bakery instead.
