You may fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese 🧀
I am not a woman, but I would be fascinated too
Fun fact: if you are ever on a plane with a crying baby take a slice of cheese and carefully place it on the babies face. The parents will be so happy with you for calming the baby.
I read that on Reddit at some point. It seems like solid advise.
Do you need to use Elmer’s glue so it doesn’t slide off?
Roquefort works best.
I’m a man, but… what kind of cheese?
I always advise Morbier
Tempting, yes. Add some variety and I’m in. I didn’t have Epoisses in a while, and I’d love a good Brie. Taleggio! Oh god, I’m so hungry :-(
But the chicken looks like shit in a vase after like 1 day whether you water it or not.
Rookie mistake, you forgot to take the meat off and bleach the bones. Sure, it’s a lot of work, but a glass vase full of chicken bones is a time-honored legacy.
I like how this users history is just animal communities and shit posting.
What can I say, that’s all I’m good at 🤷♀️
Or you can get her a hotdog combo and still have $3.50 left to spend for yourself.
Three fiddy?
Do the flowers also contain concentrated microplastics?
Of course! What doesn’t nowadays…
Problem is, she’s vegan, so she’s against picking flowers and against eating chicken.
It’s best you just save the money for a month or several and buy her LEGO.
Get out of here oligarch. No working man has LEGO money in 2025.
Wait, why are vegans against picking flowers? Broccoli is a flower! It needs to be picked before eating!
Picking wild flowers disrupts the circle of life, artificially growing flowers requires energy, fertilizer and insecticides which also disrupts the circle of life. Best option is to buy her broccoli instead. Don’t wrap it though, wrapping paper is basically really flat chopped trees with a layer of chemicals on top. No ribbons either. Maybe some sauce, but not milk/yoghurt/egg-based.
