JustSo [she/her, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agois david and goliath about a guy who brought a gun to a fist fight?message-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up127arrow-down10
arrow-up127arrow-down1message-squareis david and goliath about a guy who brought a gun to a fist fight?JustSo [she/her, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square16fedilink
minus-squareD61 [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day agoWalking up to a person with a congenital disease that makes them huge but also blind, starting a fight with them, and then shooting them.
minus-squareZoift [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 day agoTo be fair, Goliath had been talking a lot of shit & started the fight to begin with. But also David only agreed to do it after being told he didnt have to pay taxes if he kicked Goliath’s ass.
minus-squarewizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoSo if I kill a giant dude causing trouble, I don’t have to pay taxes? Score!
minus-squareZoift [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoYea, but he has to be uncircumsized too, Best to ask politely first.
Walking up to a person with a congenital disease that makes them huge but also blind, starting a fight with them, and then shooting them.
To be fair, Goliath had been talking a lot of shit & started the fight to begin with. But also David only agreed to do it after being told he didnt have to pay taxes if he kicked Goliath’s ass.
So if I kill a giant dude causing trouble, I don’t have to pay taxes? Score!
Yea, but he has to be uncircumsized too, Best to ask politely first.