They sent Vance? Where they hoping that his presence would result in the untimely demise of the Iranian negoators or where they just wanting to ensure that the negotiations would go nowhere?
Either way, I hope that they burned any sofas wherever he stayed. Skip the blacklight test, just send them strait to the incinerator.
it dint help ORBAN’s election at all, it likely hurt his election when he went to HUNGARY.
Seems like every appearance Vance is involved in ends badly for anyone else there. He has a real mierdas touch.
Hey no problem, the US wins either way, right?
Right?
Maybe 1% of them are winning
Yeah, just some random 1%, not any specific 1% in particular, don’t look it up
Long long term - probably. If the straight stays closed, US and Russia hold all the cards in terms of resource.
But on the other hand the petrodollar dies, which isn’t exactly good for US global influence.
Short term very not good.
He fucked their couch though.
That’s for sure a post couch coitus photo. I bet they has a davenport with a shit ton of pillows.
those persian pillows, couches and rugs are too fancy, so they “hid them” when he went to visit.
Nice silk pillows in various sizes for good support.
I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell you!
I’m starting to think this whole setup was just a move by Pakistan to get KSA to pay off their loans in exchange for PAF’s pilots and fighters lol: https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/11/pakistan-sends-fighter-jets-to-saudi-arabia-amid-fragile-us-iran-ceasefire
Iran and US were already aware of eachother’s demands, I don’t think they had any high hopes for a successful negotiation, especially since the contending point was Israel following through.
They even made up marketing fanfare for it like this was some kinda special convention and not literally a heated negotiation over an active war: https://www.reddit.com/r/policymarket/comments/1shoo63/the_world_is_watching_and_the_world_is_hopeful/
Given the aim of the first talk was to agree on “keep talking”, that’s not a great sign of things to come.
Get Russia, China, and Europe involved.
russia is definitely involved, but on iran’s side, china is just profiting in the sidelines.
The wolf is always hungry. We have to let go of whatever faith we’ve had on Western imperialists to regret their sins against humanity and “turn their lives around”. It’s hard to understand it because most if not every other society isn’t as sociopathic and bloodthirsty but that’s what it is. I assume the Iranians knew this too but they have to go through the motions before Western media uses their “lack of involvement” as further casus belli. Oh well.


