Don_Dickle@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 day agoIs there a chance America one day will elect a Progressive? Or will we keep going the elder dipshit route?message-squaremessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up186arrow-down110
arrow-up176arrow-down1message-squareIs there a chance America one day will elect a Progressive? Or will we keep going the elder dipshit route?Don_Dickle@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square49fedilink
minus-squareBlackLaZoR@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down2·21 hours agoElections 2028: 90y old republican with dementia, salivating to the microphone Vs 88y old democrat on wheelchair, suffering terminal cancer, taking painkillers directly to the bloodstream. Unfortunately during the debate, republican saliva shorted out cables in the microphone, while Democrat fell into coma. Elections are won by the republican, democrats are weeping on bluesky, wondering why people voted for a shitty president again. The End.
minus-squareZwuzelmaus@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·18 hours agoBut this will ne a fully self driving wheelchair with AI built in.
Elections 2028:
90y old republican with dementia, salivating to the microphone
Vs
88y old democrat on wheelchair, suffering terminal cancer, taking painkillers directly to the bloodstream.
Unfortunately during the debate, republican saliva shorted out cables in the microphone, while Democrat fell into coma.
Elections are won by the republican, democrats are weeping on bluesky, wondering why people voted for a shitty president again.
The End.
But this will ne a fully self driving wheelchair with AI built in.