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badposting@hexbear.net · 23 days ago

LIVE: When this post is one hour old I will eat some beans

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LIVE: When this post is one hour old I will eat some beans

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badposting@hexbear.net · 23 days ago

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comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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23 days ago
I’m cooking the beans now
- FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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  23 days ago
  Gotta do it hobo style
  - comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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    23 days ago
    dry beans are too crunchy straight from the bag
    - Trying2KnowMyself [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      23 days ago
      Which dry beans are you cooking that they are ready in an hour?
      - comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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        23 days ago
        Who said i only cooked them for an hour?
        
        Trying2KnowMyself [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        23 days ago
        Well damn.
      - The_Grinch [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        22 days ago
        A pressure cooker can have them tender and delicious in 45 minutes.

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